Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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