He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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