Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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