ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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