If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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