I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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