She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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