I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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