Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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