Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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