just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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