His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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