so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
40s are totally the cure
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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