it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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