I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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