next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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