drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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