I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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