I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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