Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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