I'm really into asian looking animals
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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