Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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