Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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