did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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