you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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