Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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