i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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