You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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