Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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