using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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