i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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