If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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