my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Sext me about skeletons
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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