the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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