i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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