: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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