its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
nutella sex= disaster
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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