it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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