He is an equal opportunity slut.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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