Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
What a dumb baby whore.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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