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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
you inspire me to be a worse person
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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