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Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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