how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Bring me that man meat
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
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