feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
