think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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