Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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