Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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