Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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