what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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