VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Fuck appropriateness.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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