Can Purell be used as lube?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
