how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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