where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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