I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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