I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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