90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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