I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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